dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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