For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
She tied me up with her honor cords...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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