Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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