Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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