i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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