come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im holly from the hills drunk
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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