i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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