my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Damn victory sex feels great
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
