i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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