I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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