i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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