I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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