But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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