I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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