Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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