meet me or not, i'm out of control
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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