GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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