No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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