we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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