but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
why is half of my head shaved?
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