Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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