Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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