windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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