He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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