This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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