addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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