you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
