I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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