So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
