the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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