its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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