thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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