so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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