So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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