THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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