I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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