They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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