I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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