you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
