I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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