i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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