I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Randomize
