You just made me feel so damn special
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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