She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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