sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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