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ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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