He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
These tits shall not be calmed
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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