Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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