I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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