i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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