I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
organizing the empties. That sober.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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