I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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