where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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