Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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