We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
