I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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