He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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