One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
